We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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