DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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