Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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