I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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