your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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