so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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