***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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