): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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