It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She told me I should be a condom model.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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