tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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