actually, I'm a sock model
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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