You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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