Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
3 2 1 whiskey
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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