Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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