All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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