You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
