life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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