Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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