She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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