Pappa wants mamma naked
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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