do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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