Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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