Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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