I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
