I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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