bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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