so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Mom said you looked used
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
