i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
