i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
NoShamevember. You game?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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