Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
"it" just moved
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We need to get me chipped asap
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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