dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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