Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
