You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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