If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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