Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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