UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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