You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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