I wish my penis had an off switch
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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