You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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