Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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