Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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