Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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