would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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