There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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