I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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