they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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