i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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