Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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