Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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