Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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