you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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