I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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