dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
wow bdsm is so cute
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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