walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My bed smells like the plague
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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