I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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