Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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