Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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You. Win. At. Life.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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